Life in the spin cycle. The party is definitely over.
Ever feel like you're stuck in a spin cycle, going around and around but not really getting anywhere? Like everyone else is moving on with their lives, achieving things, figuring stuff out, and you're just... there? That's how I feel. Like I'm the human equivalent of that one sock you find behind the dryer, the one that somehow escaped the laundry vortex and is now just... lost. It's not the worst look, I guess. There are worse things. Like, say, wearing Crocs...ironically. Okay, maybe that is worse But still. This feeling of being stuck? It sucks. It's like I'm at the party of life, but I'm the last one left, nursing an empty beer, wondering where everyone went. And the music's still playing, some cheesy 80s power ballad that just won't quit. There are different stages of life, I know. First, you're trying to impress people. Then you're trying to impress people without looking like you're trying to impress them. Then you're...